Adults don’t want to see their beloved children’s classics messed with. But when they do decide to mess with them, they do so with abandon. I consider this all to be satire, or at the very least irony, so I’m taking it as such.

Except for Disney’s Harriet the Spy: Blog Wars, which they appear to be actually making. This production brings up a logical fallacy that drives me nuts, the assumption that:

• Kids are ahead of adults in adopting new technologies.
• Adults all love them some blogging and tweeting.
• Therefore: Why aren’t the kids on Twitter? Where are their blogs? What the heck is going on? Hurry, somebody do a study!

It’s a mistake to start with the assumption that just because one demographic has adopted a technology that all others will follow. The better assumption is that no group is going to adopt a technology unless it’s a good lifestyle fit.

So, without further ado, my favorites from the folks at Jezebel.

• margaret48267: are you there god?
• The Twits
• The Bridge to Tumblrbithia
• From The Mixed-Up Tweets Of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler
• Wikipedia Brown, Boy E-Tective
• The /bin/cat in /dev/hat
• The Little Search Engine That Could
• Charlie and the Chipset Factory
• Tales of a Fourth Grade Code Monkey
• Frog and Toad Are Facebook Friends
• A Rickroll In Time
• Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Comments Section
• The Fantastic Mr. Firefox
• The Box.net Children
• The Etsy Bitsy Spider
• Charlotte’s Web 2.0
• Hardy Boys: Die Hardyer (ok, so this last one isn’t social media, but I had to include it)